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Best Friend      Date: Sent Friday, February 3, 2012 Category: None | Rating: 4.06/5 (139 votes) Click a button to cast your vote
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Joe, the governor's most trusted assistant, died in his sleep one night. The governor had depended on Joe for advice on every subject, from pending
bills to wardrobe decisions. In addition, Joe had been his closest friend. So, it was understandable that the governor didn't take kindly to the
droves of ambitious office seekers who wanted Joe's job.
"They don't even have the decency to wait until the man is buried," the governor muttered.
At the funeral, one eager beaver made his way to the governor's side. "Governor," the man said, "is there a chance that I could take Joe's place?"
"Certainly," the governor replied. "But you'd better hurry. I think the undertaker is almost finished."
Received from Steve Sanderson.
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